So, you’re interested in seeing what Nintendo, or ‘The Big N’ are bringing to the party huh? Well, luckily for you I have made some predictions of what we will see next week! I’m going to give you a rundown of what the Nintendo Direct will showcase. Keep in mind that this is not in order of appearance, but the order in which I made them up. I mean visioned… Yes, visioned…
Well, well, well. You wanna know what Sony has to show off at E3? I guess you clicked the right link then! My job today is to inform your good self on what exactly they will be exhibiting on the big stage. Sit back, relax and have a read about what to expect.
Alrighty then. Lets talk about Microsoft and what they have in store for E3 this year. Well, I guess we aren’t really talking. I’m typing and you’re reading. None the less it is time for you to become learned in the way Microsoft works at E3 2014.
I love the utter look of defeat that Bowser shows when he fails to win a race.
Did you just get Mario Kart 8? You did! Awesome!!!
You should totally come and join the I Suck At Video Games Tournament. It’s okay if you don’t suck, because it’s open to everybody.
Yesterday there was a bird in my backyard. It was a dove. Not one of the cool white doves that magicians pull out of hats, but one of these things.
It was limping and didn’t seem to be able to fly. We left it alone.
This morning it was still there and I was tasked with removing it. I was told to take it to Express Wildlife Rescue. I figured this would be no issue at all. Then I looked the place up.
Playing Grand Theft Auto V.
I Like Michael.
Trevor is funny but a little too crazy. He makes me want to run over cyclists. Franklin is okay. He’s no CJ, but he’s cool.
I spend most my time playing as Michael. He’s an ‘every man’ kinda guy. He’s relatable.
Just today he managed to get out of the sticks and back into his own home. He was miserable, living in a shitty trailer type thing with Trevor and his kidnapped, senior citizen girlfriend. He blamed his troubles on others yet sought out to fix them himself.
You may find this a little hard to believe, but I have never had to pay to play any game online. Well, that’s a lie. I did play City of Heroes for a little while but that was a subscription based thing. What I mean is I have never had to pay to play online on any of my consoles.
So… Funny thing.
Turns out my the plane I came home on was a different plane to what was expected. It was supposed to have a USB charging port. It didn’t.
As I sit here currently writing this, it is Feburary 24th. I am on a plane headed from Perth to Sydney. Whenever I have to catch a plane I always bring a heavily stocked carry-on bag of games to keep myself occupied. Today I brought along my DSi XL, 3DS and Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 10.1.
I Suck @ Video Games 