Join me as I take a look at the Big three Media presentations at E3 2017. This year is a little bit different. I don’t have as much time as usual, so I decided to add a riff track to the E3 press conferences. Maybe it’s better, maybe it’s not. You tell me.
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E3 2016 – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Even though Nintendo didn’t have a traditional event at E3 this year, it doesn’t mean they didn’t have anything to show. On day one they dedicated 95% of the Nintendo Treehouse stream to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
I decided to watch everything they had to show and I compiled six hours of awesomeness into just seven minutes for your viewing pleasure.
Was there something that you really liked the look of? Leave a comment below!
E3 2016 – Breath of the Wild Map
I was catching up on my Nintendo Treehouse earlier because I missed the last hour and a half. It was during the “Beyond the Plateau” video that I noticed more of the map was being shown.
I figured it was a good idea to get some screenshots and try to put it all together. I think this is a pretty accurate representation, even though I’m missing the upper north-west corner.
Considering The Plateau was all that was available in the demo and it was mentioned it’s far too big for the attendees to see it all… That’s a pretty damn big map!
The Guys of Nintendo
Welcome back to part two of my harsh judging ways. If you missed part one, you can check out the five ladies of Nintendo here. Doesn’t saying “ladies” just sound creepy? Anyway, today we ain’t all about them feminine wiles. Today it’s about the boys!
So let’s take a look at the top five hottest male characters from Nintendo.
The Girls of Nintendo
Not so long ago I posted a video about how WarioWare came up with the idea for Fruit Ninja. I casually commented, just in passing mind you, that one of the characters in the game was hot. No thought about it, just a random attempt at humor.
But then I thought, what if I actually put some consideration into it? What if I was a sexist pig and decided to rank my top five hottest female Nintendo characters. Well, I wouldn’t do that. I’m too much of a gentleman. Then I thought, why don’t I do the guys too! That’s right, I’m a plain old pig. No sexism here!
However, we’ll start with the girls today and tomorrow we shall check out the guys. And you know what I mean when I say “check out”. *winky face*
I found out why Nintendo didn’t send me a demo code for Triforce Heroes
Because I have no friends to play it with.
Looking Back at E3 2015
E3 2015 has been and gone and it’s time for the annual I Suck at Video Games E3 in review!
This year instead of one long winded 30-minute video I’ve done three shorter, yet still long winded videos.
It’s kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but instead of having lots of choices to make you just need to make one. Click on the video of your choice to get started!
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Happy birthday Phatty!
There’s nothing quite like the anniversary of the release of a machine that you vividly remember buying, to remind you of your own futile mortality and constant visions and nagging in your head that you have accomplished nothing and really should have done more with your life.
This is the Nintendo DS at ten.
3DS Annoyances
This video is in response to Brian Ashcraft’s “Two Things I Dislike About The New Nintendo 3DS” video on kotaku.com
The time I wanted to play Super Smash Bros. on N64
Seeming that today marks the release of Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS I thought I’d share the story of the first time I played Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 64.
The following is an excerpt from The Adventure is Over: How Working in a Video Game Store Ended It – Part 1
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