Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel is a game I have been itching for since it was first announced. I’m a fan of the previous two titles in the series and have enjoyed the game thus far.
I do have some issues with it though…
Having been out for less than a week, a few bugs are to be expected. Some of these could have been easily avoided if I didn’t suck so much. There are things that suck. And things that I suck at. Let’s review these things so far.
Join me as I suck at Hyrule Warriors for the first time!
Grand Theft Auto is a video game series I am destined to keep on buying. I don’t mean that when a new one comes out I buy it. I mean I buy several copies of the same game. It’s like I have a problem or something.
I completed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the first time ever last night. Near on 100% too. I didn’t catch the Hylian Loach and I couldn’t get the Deku Nut upgrade because of a glitch in the 3DS version. Still, that doesn’t matter.
I finally finished Ocarina of Time. To put this in perspective for you, right now I am twenty-eight years old. The first time I ever played OoT, I was just starting high school. That was sixteen years ago. It took me sixteen years to actually get around to sitting down and playing through the game in full.
Nintendo have announced that they will be announcing a new fighter entering the roster for Super Smash Bros. on 3DS and Wii U. The announcement will be live-streamed instead of just thrown upon us randomly.
My prediction for who this character will be is pretty obvious. It wont be a third party character as there were a few of those announced during E3. Also there aren’t many big first party Nintendo franchises left to pick from.
All day. I could watch this waddle ALL DAY!
As the time grows near and the excitement within our loins collectively gather, many predictions and rumors begin to circle the annual event know across the globe (with the exception of North Korea) as E3. My duty to you this day, marked June 6 2014 (pronounced two-thousand and fourteen not twenty fourteen) is to provide you with what I predict and see fit to be the comings of this grand 20th edition of the gatherings of the electronic entertainment industry.
Please, select the vendor below of which you would like to see my predictions:
I love the utter look of defeat that Bowser shows when he fails to win a race.
I Suck @ Video Games 