Welcome to the first issue of RECYCLED CONTENT! Where I repost something I wrote on another website a long time ago, that next to no one would have previously seen and probably for good reason. Let’s get started…
Sometime around 2003 I made my first website. It was http://www.geocities.com/korn_spiracy3 and it no longer exists. The idea was fairly simple, and its focus was just one thing:
When I was a kid going to a video game store used to be fun. Yes, that’s correct, just as the title suggested. Actually, it doesn’t suggest it — it downright states it. I guess I should explain this in two parts. First, why it used to be an enjoyous activity and finally (which is redundant in saying as it’s only a list of two things) why it sucks ass nowadays.
I wasn’t able to find a 2018 calendar that I liked. Last year I had a Legend of Zelda calendar. I was rather happy having a whole bunch of different Zelda games to look at each month. I figured “Why don’t I make my own calendar!” It was harder than I thought, but I prevailed in making the…
Here is April.
There’s only one thing that will make me go back towards civilisation. Just one. Is it for comfort? I think not. I don’t need comfort. What about entertainment? Hardly. I don’t think anything can hold my attention long enough to distract me these days. Could it be to find happiness? Lol. How cute. Or maybe, just maybe, I’ve been alone so long now I just want to remember what it’s like to have contact with someone else — anybody else. The need to feel companionship once more. No. After what happened last time… I just… I just need provisions.
It wasn’t until the mid-to-late ’90s that I had semi-regular access to a PC. It was a rather big thing. Sure, I had used them at school and at friends’ places but this was a computer I could access more often. It was my grandparent’s computer, and frankly, I don’t really know why they bought it.
I remember my grandma (a.k.a. Nanna) telling us that she got it by calling a number on the back of a magazine advertising them for sale. When she called the SUPER AWESOME PERSONAL COMPUTER HOTLINE the salesman asked
Join me as I take a look at the Big three Media presentations at E3 2017. This year is a little bit different. I don’t have as much time as usual, so I decided to add a riff track to the E3 press conferences. Maybe it’s better, maybe it’s not. You tell me.
Just like last year, I went ahead and made the Perth Wildcats in NBA 2K17. It’s also a hell of a lot easier for you to get the team design! Check out the video below.
(This is on PS4)
It’s that time of year again (no, not the final few days, where 2016 tries to take out as many celebrities as it can…) It’s the semi-annual GOATYs! See if your favourite games made the cut.
PS. if your favourite game this year was overwatch, you’re gonna be disappointed.
Tonight Nintendo released a new update for Animal Crossing: New Leaf. They announced it all through a Nintendo Direct. It was humorous and a little weird. Yet, the main thing that stuck with me was K.K. Sliders Junk. There’s even a little nip action there too. Why did K.K. have to be white… Semi-transparent white…
I Suck @ Video Games 