Welcome to the first issue of RECYCLED CONTENT! Where I repost something I wrote on another website a long time ago, that next to no one would have previously seen and probably for good reason. Let’s get started…

Sometime around 2003 I made my first website. It was http://www.geocities.com/korn_spiracy3 and it no longer exists. The idea was fairly simple, and its focus was just one thing:

KFC IS BAD

Let me say, I like KFC. It’s yummy. Yummy is not a word I like to use. But it’s yummy. It was purely intended as humour. and inspired by the rant Mike Myers has as the Scottish Father in the movie So I Married An Axe Murderer.

When Geocities went away I had a backup of the site on a hard drive. Sadly that hard drive died. Sometime around 2008 I remade the website, completely rewriting what had previously existed. I don’t think it is as good as the original, but still alright. Below, in full, is the rewritten KFC article, as it appeared on my website The Truth. enjoy?