Saw this on Reddit and I just HAD to add the music.
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Animal Crossing Diary 12.08.13 – Looking for Clues
After yesterday’s encounter with Mr Pelican post delivery man and his message from who can only be classified as The Trap Setting Son of a Bitch, there was no doubt in my mind that I needed to act. I am convinced that this bastard has made their life in Meowland and is living amongst us.