2016 GOATY Awards

It’s that time of year again (no, not the final few days, where 2016 tries to take out as many celebrities as it can…) It’s the semi-annual GOATYs! See if your favourite games made the cut.

PS. if your favourite game this year was overwatch, you’re gonna be disappointed.

E3 2016 – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Even though Nintendo didn’t have a traditional event at E3 this year, it doesn’t mean they didn’t have anything to show. On day one they dedicated 95% of the Nintendo Treehouse stream to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

I decided to watch everything they had to show and I compiled six hours of awesomeness into just seven minutes for your viewing pleasure.

Was there something that you really liked the look of? Leave a comment below!

GTA V – Gonna Take A Walk Outside Today

I was up one night and had nothing to do. I turned on GTA V but wasn’t really feelin’ it. I decided it would be a good idea to walk from the southern to the northern most tip of the mainland. The Next thing I know It was 6:30am and bright outside.

If you’re feeling brave and have 2 hours 8 minutes and 53 seconds to spare, this here is the fully cut together, unabridge version where I get hit by two cars and mauled to death by a mountain lion. (Go Wildcats!)

Wario made Fruit Ninja!

I was sitting on the crapper playing WarioWare: Touched. If you ask me about it, I’ll deny it. Deny that I was playing on the john that is… No shame in playing WarioWare.

Anyway…

I was playing Mona’s Cute Cuts microgames. (Just between you and me, Mona’s pretty hot yeah? Probably only second in hotness to Goombella.) Then I noticed this microgame!

So did Nintendo inspire the Brisbane based Halfbrick Studios? Without a shred of evidence I’m gonna say yes.

I smell a lawsuit…

Goomba Galleon

I went a head and made world one in what I plan to be a whole game’s worth of levels. Have you got what it takes to defeat the evil pirate bastard, Captain Goomba?

1-1 Airship Docks: 4099-0000-00EA-E1C3
1-2 All Aboard!: 3BD6-0000-00EA-E08B
1-3 Below Deck: 76DF-0000-00EA-DF04
1-4 Powder Room: DDCF-0000-00EA-DB99
1-5 Haunted Hull: F0C2-0000-00EA-D8F6
1-6 Capt. Goomba: 92BD-0000-00EA-D46C