Where the pig at?

So, now bacon is apparently bad for you.

Sure. Okay. I guess we always kinda knew it wasn’t the greatest for our health, but it’s worse than we thought.

Bacon now causes cancer. Well, that’s just great isn’t it? What’s next? Video games cause AIDS? Why the freak not? You may as well take that away from me too. It’s not like I love anything else. TAKE IT ALL!

Have my bacon. I don’t care. Just be sure when you take my video games, because if you get it wrong I’ll hunt you down and make you pay.

Sleep well my sweet cochon.

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