Because I have no friends to play it with.
E3 2015 has been and gone and it’s time for the annual I Suck at Video Games E3 in review!
This year instead of one long winded 30-minute video I’ve done three shorter, yet still long winded videos.
It’s kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but instead of having lots of choices to make you just need to make one. Click on the video of your choice to get started!
There’s nothing quite like the anniversary of the release of a machine that you vividly remember buying, to remind you of your own futile mortality and constant visions and nagging in your head that you have accomplished nothing and really should have done more with your life.
This is the Nintendo DS at ten.
This video is in response to Brian Ashcraft’s “Two Things I Dislike About The New Nintendo 3DS” video on kotaku.com
Seeming that today marks the release of Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS I thought I’d share the story of the first time I played Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 64.
The following is an excerpt from The Adventure is Over: How Working in a Video Game Store Ended It – Part 1
Nintendo have announced that they will be announcing a new fighter entering the roster for Super Smash Bros. on 3DS and Wii U. The announcement will be live-streamed instead of just thrown upon us randomly.
My prediction for who this character will be is pretty obvious. It wont be a third party character as there were a few of those announced during E3. Also there aren’t many big first party Nintendo franchises left to pick from.
All day. I could watch this waddle ALL DAY!
As the time grows near and the excitement within our loins collectively gather, many predictions and rumors begin to circle the annual event know across the globe (with the exception of North Korea) as E3. My duty to you this day, marked June 6 2014 (pronounced two-thousand and fourteen not twenty fourteen) is to provide you with what I predict and see fit to be the comings of this grand 20th edition of the gatherings of the electronic entertainment industry.
Please, select the vendor below of which you would like to see my predictions: